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asami motherfuckin sato ([personal profile] satomotive) wrote2015-12-03 10:36 pm

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nicearms: (please carry my corpse)

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[personal profile] nicearms 2016-02-25 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
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Hey!! you said you do a little more than dabble in tech/machinery right.....

[ Help him, Asami-wan Kenobi... You're his only hope... ]

this is sigma btw
nicearms: seems like a chill guy (respectfully shake hands w the moon)

[personal profile] nicearms 2016-02-25 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Long story short how up for taking a shot at fixing something WAY cooler than my eye are you??
nicearms: (light yourself on fire)

[personal profile] nicearms 2016-02-26 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ sweats nervously ]

Well technically speaking I didn't break anything....

but something is broken yes
nicearms: (what's the deal with airline food)

[personal profile] nicearms 2016-02-26 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Trying's all he can hope for at this point. Don't flip your lid too hard here. ]

Alright given the circumstances of their demise I'm going to take a wild guess that it's an issue w/ the electrical so it shouldn't be too hard in theory but

it's my arms.
nicearms: (at last everything is right in the world)

[personal profile] nicearms 2016-02-26 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
They sure are!

[ NO THANKS TO ANYONE THAT ISN'T AN ABSOLUTE ASSHOLE IN THE FUTUREPAST ]

you couldn't even tell could you, I told you it was cooler than my eye

[ ... ]

I'm not actually that excited by them I probably should have died at least four times last week.
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[personal profile] nicearms 2016-02-26 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He had no idea either, Asami... He had no idea either............. ]

No, not a bit. I can't even feel them... they're just dead weights hanging off my shoulders atm
nicearms: (resident fuckhead)

[personal profile] nicearms 2016-02-26 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[ After a pause, ] uh, struck by lightning

[ Lots of volts, very unpleasant. Doesn't really mind her asking, just... minds the subject. ]

so I'm guessing some kind of short or overload or smth but I'm no electrician. Hell maybe they just need to be turned off and on again.

[ idk all these body mods happened without his consent, man. ]
nicearms: (everything has immediately gone wrong)

[personal profile] nicearms 2016-02-27 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ In defense of the arms, unlike plenty of other technology, they—much like human beings—are not designed to be struck by a lightning bolt. And it was a very tactically placed lightning bolt to boot... ]

hey they're sophisticated fine-motor machines, not a finicky moped!!
but I guess if there was any time to hit me in the funny bone, it would be now...


[ You cruel monster... ]

Anyway yeah I don't think the circuits are going to be the complicated part of this operation.
nicearms: (please carry my corpse)

[personal profile] nicearms 2016-02-27 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ give her time... ]

Okay maybe complicated isn't the word I'm looking for but

Well I mean, you saw them right? they're totally seamless.